MURPHY’S LAWS

Murphy’s First Law:

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Murphy’s Second Law:

Nothing is as easy as it looks.

Murphy’s Third Law:

Everything takes longer than you think it will.

Murphy’s Fourth Law:

If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.

Corollary to Murphy’s Fourth Law:

If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.

Murphy’s Fifth Law:

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy’s Sixth Law:

If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.

Murphy’s Seventh Law:

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy’s Eighth Law:

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Murphy’s Ninth Law:

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

Murphy’s Tenth Law:

Mother nature is a bitch.

Murphy’s Eleventh Law:

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Murphy’s Twelfth Law:

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Murphy’s Thirteenth Law:

Every solution breeds new problems.

Murphy’s Fourteenth Law:

If anything can’t go wrong on its own, someone will make it go wrong.